Universal Health Care

Everyone has the right to health care, I guess. I mean it’s a philosophical quandary. But let’s be nice squared to the niceys and say yeah sure, everyone has that right, provided, they don’t, fxck themselves up. So if we have a universal system of health care then the three big poopoos need to be accounted for: smoking, drinking, and eating carbohydrates (and vegetable/seed oils). If, someone elects to indulge any of these three non-essential entertainments, then they must pay a risk premium in their taxes, because the taxpayer at large shouldn’t be financially subject to the lackadaisical carelessness of the lower hominids. Possibly the best method is to tax these items at the retail level and pump it directly into the healthcare budget. So if you wanna buy whole wheat bread, cigars, or Angry Orchards pay extra at the register. If on the other hand, someone shows they eat a carnivore or paleo diet they should get a federal income tax rebate. As soon as the public knowledge and media sentiment catches up with the scientific research there will consensus on this dietary reality. Proving one eats this way however, would be problematic. Possibly submitting a tax return covered in cow’s blood could constitute good faith. Eat meat, don’t smoke corn whiskey, save money, and thrive.