This analogy is no good. Mushrooms are a fungus, fungi? But they’re delicious. There are lots of kinds. And they blow up at the top and they have a big head. And they hog resources from a host or what? No those are just fungi in general. I’m not a scientist, I’m not a journalist, I’m an opinionist. Actually I take that back I’m just a nice guy. I have too many mushrooms. So what should I do? Episode 1 of the podcast is recorded. I have to post it. I’m in the same category of diffusion there as here in this blog. What’s the topic, what’s the point? And the point is me. I am the point. I am Aaron Peta. I am a topic. This seems egotistical and self-centered, but hey… internet.

I have a lot of weird voices and made up accents I could do, so I want to do cartoon voice-overs. I have this blog, I have my t-shirt line and I have another t-shirt line I want to start. I have ideas for fermented beverages and cacao based edibles. I want to try a mini-podcast called a blogcast, which is me audio blogging for 3 minutes and 33 seconds each episode. Like a micro podcast. I have a YouTube type cooking show I recorded all these episodes for and have not posted. I have a bunch of vines I haven’t released, 300 or more songs, actually way way more songs than that. I have ideas for at least ten more full length albums. I have reams of run on comedy monologs and joke structures going on for hours, and the skeleton for a one man show as well as pilot concepts for about four different television shows, and hundreds of sketches for a comedy web series I abandoned called ThePetaFiles. This name seems controversial but only the homonyms that it creates, not if you actually read the title and discern the meaning. The as in definite, Peta, as in me, and files, as in all my ideas, concepts and flights of fancy. Thepetafiles.com is now my abstract poetic multimedia, I hate the word dadaist, and I hate the word hipster even more, blog. And speaking of poems, I have dozens of notebooks of those that I want to publish in a series of books. Do you care? No, you have your own list of ambitions that you want to execute to propel you to fame and fortune.

I have too many mushrooms. Time to eat them all at once and have the biggest head of all. Fungus brain.

Back to work Mr. Olafsson.

(that’s from one of my favorite movies, and you probably won’t even find it on Google, but the star is a major movie star).

I just realized I never blog about the actual things I go out and do, like comedy shows. Remind me and I will do that. Also I listened to a travel podcast about Vermont and I would just like to go there and drink cider and eat ice cream for 3 days and wander around exploring.

Aaron, not a European Gentleman, yet.

10/03/2016