Happy Orchard

I’m too verbose and unfocused. I want to send Angry Orchard a thoughtful contemplative hate letter. Cider is not supposed to be carbonated sunny delight. Cider is not supposed to have 69 grams of carbs per ounce. And I don’t care if you make the mistake of drinking a bottle of diabetic urine just don’t make me drink it. Alcohol serving establishments should be required by law to provide one cider choice for those who cannot tolerate grain based fermentations (beer), and Angry Orchard does not qualify. Shame on you Angry Orchard for morally and materially debasing cider in America.

I haven’t been thinking about Swiss watches very much lately. My musical tastes are in a clusterfish. Daily I listen to Beethoven, Charli XCX, random hip hop, Shakira, 80s hair rock.

I need $200000 to release my next album of 100 songs. $2000 per song. I could break it down into 10 albums I supppse. I guess I will do a Patreon sooon. I have a lot of great songs for the world to hear.

Tomorrow I may talk about my frustration with social media and ask you how you use it for enjoyment.

Aaron Continuous

10/01/2016