Just put them all together. They’re all the same. If you have a cellphone and you’re out in the city working or going to school you’re the same generation. Oh what’s the difference, they have secret sexting emojis and we remember cranking pencil sharpeners? Everyone can look up everything on Wikipedia at the same time and laugh at cat videos. We’re the same. A different generation were the lords and ladies who rode horse carriages to the masquerade ball and wore masks held on a stick. Wait a minute, they do that in Brooklyn now right? Nonwithstanding, after that unless you’re some baby boomer who wears tie dye and listens to classic rock about Vietnam, we’re all in the same pigpen.

The big difficulty now is wrapping your head around the emerging notion that since the brain does not create consciousness, we are all units of the same unified mind structure. To get up to speed, materialism, that is, that idea that we’re all separate beings and consciousness is created a la carte within each organism’s brain, you know the stuff being barfed loudly by clowns like Dawkins, has been rather trouncingly experimentally disproven by scientists. That means, that I am the same stuff as all the insufferable nematodes who have filthy wretched habits, ridiculous inaccurate opinions, and constantly overcrowd all the subway trains with their garlicized breath and unforgivable fashion mistakes. Those people are me? If I disagree with them, I disagree with myself? Yarg!

How do you write a good article? You have to have a point I think. It’s like, hey I work for this magazine now. Oh what do you write about? Oh whatever the hell. My last piece was about zebra stripe chromosomes and quantum paper shredders, so yeah mostly current events and political issues.