Listen, I don’t doubt it’s the one true authentic Holy Grail from the Last Supper. You’ve got a carbon dated certificate of authenticity issued by the Roman emperor and signed by Pontius Pilate, it was venerated by the Pope, and yes Jesus Christ did just materialize in the parking lot of the store, come in and authenticate it right before my eyes and then ascend through the ceiling in a sparkling mist, but I gotta be practical here. Christianity isn’t what it used to be man, there’s a lot less fans nowadays, and I gotta find someone who’s really gonna want to buy this thing. These collectors are rare now and there’s a lot of biblical grails out there. The market flooded when they found Noah’s Ark. I have to have it restored and then it has to sit on my shelves and take up space in the store. Who knows how long it’s gonna take for me to sell. I’m taking a risk here. Honestly, man, I’ll give you fifty bucks. Best I can do.

-Rick Harrison, Pawn Stars.