More Consciousness is Better

Consciousness is growing, globally, on everything. This has to be a good thing. It feels painful that there are so many arguments, counter-opinions, value clashes, squabbles, scuffles, political battles and public messes. Everyone hates everyone else, you know. The left hates the right and the right hates the left. Too many snowflakes, too many jerkoffs. Fantastic! This has to be better. Because we have more consciousness. It’s great to live in the 70’s and drive a gas guzzling Detroit muscle car, grow a mustache and be rude all over town, but no one knows about it. No one knows, who’s being bad who’s being good, what people are doing and saying, in a wider public fashion, without all the internets we have today. The fact that we’re fighting about everything is awesome. We always were, but now everyone can see and hear all of it. It may be painful to work this out and feel like a barfass stomach bomb in your unhappy brain but it’s part of the deal of growing global consciousness. This way eventuaaaaaaaaly we can all understand each other better and the wars and battles will entropy (I don’t understand the definition of that word) down until we’re all dead and there’s no problems, just kidding, until we can more universally understand and accommodate various ways of living and thinking around the world. Although it seems fun and exciting to go back to the good old days where you could slap a bikini on the bottom and laugh stomp your way down the rockway with your mustache spraying cocaine and snapping your fingers to the heavy metal beat, it’s better to widen all of our collective consciousness, through the obvious constructive and distributive power of global media (and global mass consciousness, a whole other topic) so that in the future you will be able to do all of that with the blessings and good humors of all the people who want to do a bunch of things that today would seem argumentative and counter-agenda to your Corvette-Mustache joyride, for example: have everyone of every age and all 375 genders pee together in the same bathroom into the same toilet at the same time, facing each other.