With no due respect to the malnourished vegan ghost of Steve Jobs, my question is not how is Apple a trillion dollar company, but how in the world did they ever stay in business? The iPhone XR is clunking hunka junk. The iOS is totally random, haphazard and illogical, no sense of intuition whatsoever. This is their TENTH generation of evolution?!? The windows and apps are in random order, but all these grievances are things someone could learn the swing of over time.

The thing cannot plug into a computer and transfer files. This is a basic 1996 feature of a hardware device. Every time I plug it into any computer (yes, Windows PC, PC standing for politically correct, meaning it accepts all religions, races, creeds, genders and sexual orientation of other computers, unlike some judgemental fruitarian brands of computers). I attempted several different computers and more than one cable, a full hardware test from Apple Support, several levels of tech support, and all the latest updates. This thing is less reliable than a gasoline covered Ford Pinto. “A Device Attached to The System Has Stopped Functioning!” Well maybe you should have engineered it to function when you sent it to the sweatshop to be built.

And the file structure, kill me now. Just a bunch of folders randomly thrown together with the image and video files shoved in with arbitrary nomenclature, no sense of what folder they’re supposed to belong to… just take a guess loser, the picture you’re looking for might be anywhere. It reminds me of kind of like a 5 year old whose mother said, organize all your finger paintings from art class Johnny and then you can go out and play, and he just stuffed everything in randomly as fast as he could and said OK time to crash my skateboard! Basically like a homeless person’s cardboard apartment on a city street.