Commercials I would have removed from Television if I was as rich as Jeff Bezos:
1) EHarmony
2) People talking about their catheters
2.1) Sono Bello. Ohh Sono Bello. Noooo Sonnnnno Bellllllllo. Dog Barfmoji.
3) All pharmaceuticals
4) St. Jude (I would just pay for their entire operation until the end of time)
5) The Verizon ones where really lackluster people are incredibly excited about really basic things like going to a concert or brushing their dog.