The reason I don’t blog consistently is because I am not branded. By that I mean I am not a cow who has had a red hot iron rammed onto my ass so people know what ranch I belong to. Also because what is the point of blogging if you have no focus. I don’t have a specific product. I’m not like the guy who always wears turtlenecks and invents new types of cellphones that change the way we use technology. I’m not like the guy who becomes president at age 70 by accident and makes a mockery out of 250 years of the functioning of an entire major nation. I’m not even like the guy who gets 100 likes on his Facebook profile picture because he just changed it and everyone thinks he’s alright. I’m not branded, I’m not relatable. You don’t get me. You won’t even read this post. You didn’t follow me back on Instagram. I’m not an academic who’s goal is to study what others have done and figure out the patterns in society and humanity, and I’m not a guru offering ways to improve your life so you should subscribe to my newsletter and get this discounted offer now this week only at 40% off before the price goes up. All I am is a guy who tries to figure out why people aren’t interested in him by writing songs (which I haven’t released in a long time), telling jokes, acting as characters, and doing a bunch of other random things that don’t add up to a specific brand and create cognitive dissonance. I shouldn’t even have a blog but I won’t delete this. But since you didn’t read it, you won’t know that anyway. This post is not branded and it is also not pointful, however maybe not totally pointless. At some point in life I will point out something pointy and everybody will get my point. It may be a red hot iron point that brands the world’s ass.

Aaron Hot Poker

Aug 2-2017