You can think, “nobody loves me, I don’t get no likes.”

Rodney Dangerfield complained he didn’t get no respect but he got a lot of likes, or at least a lot of laughs and a lot of money for not getting any respect.

Earn your likes bitch. You could complain, I could complain: I get no likes on Facebook, I get no likes on Instagram. I get no retweets on twitter. Suck it up. Grow up. Be a man. Earn your likes. Who are you? You’re nobody. You’re useless. You don’t deserve more than 4 likes. You’re not a pretty young 20 year old girl. Nobody is sexually thirsty over you, you haven’t done anything in your life, you haven’t starred in anything, you don’t have a standing ovation hit comedy show, so do the work, earn your likes. Right now you’re worth 3 likes on the social media open market. Your average likes income is 3 likes per post. You have other friends, they’re more charming, they have more charisma, they’re funnier, they’re better looking, they do more comedy shows, they do more TV shows, they travel to more fun places, they have more friends than you, they’re worth more likes than you. Some of them are worth 80 likes, some of them are worth 250 likes. Stop complaining, grow up, be a man, do the work, earn your likes. You’re old and ugly, what’s the point of liking you. Nothing. You haven’t sold anything great, you haven’t written anything great, you haven’t performed anything great. You’re nobody who’s not worth liking. So change that. Earn new likes, because you’re a man who knows how to work. You do the work, and then you get the likes.

2016-10-12